You can be happy this weekend and have a great time—no need to worry about anything. Just be happy.
But not all is that good: you might not realize that you are working too hard or doing something wrong in your life without thinking about it deeply. Now’s the time to stop and reflect on what you are doing with your life and make changes before it’s too late.
Here are 81 best happy weekend quotes and funny sayings to share with your dear ones
“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” ― Bo Bennett
“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” ― Florence Welch
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty
“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”
“I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment.” ― Audrey Hepburn
“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” – Derek Jeter
“I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.” – Chevy Chase
“On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.” ― Robert Brault
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” ― Lauren Oliver
“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” ― Jean Rhys
“Music is the silence between the notes. Have a musical weekend!”
“I’m usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend.” – Nick Frost
“Five days with you, two days with your family. Just fair. But I will miss you.”
“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” ― Jimmy Buffett
“I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well.” – Jimmy Bennett
“Why wait for the weekend to have fun.” ― Loesje
“Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” ― Unknown
“Unless it’s an emergency, don’t bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.” ― Merv Griffin
“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” – Robert M. Gates
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” ― Joseph Addison
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday? ― Unknown
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison
“No weekend, all weakened.” – Toba Beta
“I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.” ― Zoe Saldana
“Music always sounds better on Friday.” ― Lou Brutus
“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” ― Derek Jeter
“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” ― Hanna Rhoades
“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” ~ Proverb
“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.” ― Anthony Burgess
“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” ― S.A. Sachs
“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” ― Robert M. Gates
“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” ― Catherine McCormack
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” ― John Shirley
“I still work weekends because I like it; I enjoy it. I just don’t care.” ― Edgardo Osorio
“Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.” ― Marcus Samuelsson
“Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.” ― Casey Stengel
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” ― Debasish Mridha
“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?.” ― Marilyn Vos Savant
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” ― Richard Rorty
Funny Weekend Quotes
If Weekend were a person, I would give it a big hug and a kiss.
Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?
“Weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!”
“Stay strong. Weekend is coming soon.”
“Girl weekends: because life is too short to remain dignified.”
“FRI-YAY. SATUR-YAY. SUN-YAY.”
“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”
The only Happy END that I know: it’s the WEEKEND!
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” ― Debasish Mridha
“Monday. Nothing the beach can’t fix.”
“Have a cool weekend”
“It’s the weekend. Enjoy it.”
“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” ― Chuck Palahniuk
“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” ― Rod Schmidt
Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday
“Why wait for the weekend to have fun?” Loesje
“It’s Friday, bitches!”
“Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!”
‘Oversleep this weekend.”
Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!
“Weekend. Beast mode: OFF.”
“No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.”
“Have a nice weekend”
“It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!”
“Smile. It’s Saturday.”
“It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.”
“Shortest horror story: Monday.”
“Tomorrow is Monday again.”
“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun. “
The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!
“Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.”
“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.”
“Have a nice and relaxing weekend.”
“Today is Sunday. Share this and within 7 days you’ll get another Sunday. It really works. My friend ignored this message and he got a Monday within 24 hours.”
“Ah, Sunday… A day of rest… Rest of the laundry, rest of the house and rest of all the other stuff I put off on Saturday!”
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”
“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” ― Ogden Nash “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” ― Bill Watterson
