I Love You, Man is a 2009 American comedy film about a friendless man who goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond with his new B.F.F. puts a strain on his relationship with his fiancée, can the trio learn to live happily ever after?
Genre:Comedy
Director(s): John Hamburg
Stars: Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones, Jason Segal
Production: Dreamworks/Paramount
1 win & 8 nominations.
- IMDB:
- 7.0
- Metacritic:
- 70
- Rotten Tomatoes:
- 83%
See Also
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- R (Restricted)
- Year:
- 2009
- 105
- $71,300,000
- Website
- 4,682Views
Peter: Toates Magotes
Peter: Slappa da bass
Sydney Fife: Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.
Sydney Fife: THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!
Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.Peter: Thank you fiancee.Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.Peter: Oh come on!Zooey: Good to know.Oswald: Kid had a Speedo full of Brillo.
Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends?Robbie: If you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.Peter: Okay.Robbie: You know what I mean?Peter: No.Robbie: Casual lunch or after-work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.Peter: Ohhhh, God I love that movie. [Robbie gives him a look] No, I won't.
Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor.Sydney: Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart.Peter: He does seem to be clenching.Sydney: Watch the leg. Boom!Peter: He farted in my open house.Sydney: He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.
Man In Open House: [after trying to discreetly fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.
Sydney: [on phone] Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like... I don't know... half an hour?Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.Peter: No, I'll be there. I'll be there.Sydney: [laughing] Alright I'll see you then, buddy.Peter: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized, but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.Peter: Blaaah!Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney: You get home safe, Pistol.Peter: You got it, Joben.Sydney: I'm sorry, what?Peter: Er...nothing.Sydney: No, what did you say?Peter: Nah, I don't know. You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you..."Joben". It means nothing. I don't...I'm drunk, I'm gonna call a cab.
Sydney: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is wrong with you?Peter: What's wrong with that?Sydney: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin... That is sick, man!
Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss...Sydney: Woah!Doug: ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.Peter: It wasn't the taste of betrayal!Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.Peter: It wasn't the ta...Doug: It was the taste of betrayal... you f***ing whor*![Storms off]Peter: I can actually explain that.Sydney: I would love to hear that!
Peter: Look man, you told my fiancee she needs to give me bloweys, in front of my whole family. Alright? You owe me.Sydney: You make a valid point.
Peter: Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?Mel: I'm 89 years old, what the f*** kind of plans would I have?
Peter: I love you, man.Sydney: I love you, too, bud.Peter: I love you, dude.Sydney: I love you, Bro Montana.Peter: I love you, Holmes.Sydney: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.Peter: I love you, muchacha.Sydney: I love you, Tycho Brohe.
Peter Klaven: Totally... Totes McGotes.
Peter Klaven: Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!
Sydney Fife: Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will.
Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whor*. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
