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Economics Pick Up Lines
Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.
Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!
Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!
Economics Pick Up Lines
If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.
If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.
Economics Pick Up Lines
I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves
I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves
Economics Pick Up Lines
Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy
Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy
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I can stimulate you with my package
I can stimulate you with my package
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How can I lower your barriers to entry?
How can I lower your barriers to entry?
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Your presence is one big positive externality
Your presence is one big positive externality
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I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want
I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want
Economics Pick Up Lines
You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
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I think you and me would have great potential output
I think you and me would have great potential output
Economics Pick Up Lines
I’m a pure public good, you can free-ride on me anytime you want.
I’m a pure public good, you can free-ride on me anytime you want.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.
Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.
Economics Pick Up Lines
And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…
And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…
Economics Pick Up Lines
Bottom up or top down?
Bottom up or top down?
Economics Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.
Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Take my stimulus package!
Take my stimulus package!
Economics Pick Up Lines
You make my demand curve go inelastic
You make my demand curve go inelastic
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Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit
Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit
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How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..
How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..
Economics Pick Up Lines
If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.
If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.
Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.
Economics Pick Up Lines
You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.
You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.
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You and I are in a prisoner’s dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we can increase our mutual payoff.
You and I are in a prisoner’s dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we can increase our mutual payoff.
Economics Pick Up Lines
I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.
I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.
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Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no substitutes.
Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no substitutes.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?
Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?
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It’s like a positive externality: We’ve experienced the social benefit, how about we go reap the private (benefit).
It’s like a positive externality: We’ve experienced the social benefit, how about we go reap the private (benefit).
Economics Pick Up Lines
You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!
You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!
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Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.
Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.
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You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.
You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.
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I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”
I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”
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Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.
Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.
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Wanna talk about our private goods?
Wanna talk about our private goods?
Economics Pick Up Lines
You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?
You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?
Economics Pick Up Lines
Now those are some tangible assets!
Now those are some tangible assets!
Economics Pick Up Lines
I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
Economics Pick Up Lines
I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?
I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?
Economics Pick Up Lines
C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort
C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort
Economics Pick Up Lines
I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”……because I know were meant to “B”
I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”……because I know were meant to “B”
Economics Pick Up Lines
I need 3 things in my life…..Sun for my day, moon for my night…..and you for the rest of my life…
I need 3 things in my life…..Sun for my day, moon for my night…..and you for the rest of my life…
Economics Pick Up Lines
‘m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
‘m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
Economics Pick Up Lines
You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.
You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.
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Are your legs available for some open market operations?
Are your legs available for some open market operations?
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I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.
I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.
Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.
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Hey boy, It is ok if I share your hymnal ?
Hey boy, It is ok if I share your hymnal ?
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I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same ?
I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same ?
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I see you sharing the Gospel with your friend.. When you are finished I can give you a foot massage and we can pray for her.
I see you sharing the Gospel with your friend.. When you are finished I can give you a foot massage and we can pray for her.
Economics Pick Up Lines
I really believe that exercising your body is sort of like exercising spiritually: you have to practice the spiritual disciplines.. And girl, you are healthy!
I really believe that exercising your body is sort of like exercising spiritually: you have to practice the spiritual disciplines.. And girl, you are healthy!
Economics Pick Up Lines
When they said that souls delight in the song of the heart, I wonder if they said it because they knew you’d be the song of my heart.
When they said that souls delight in the song of the heart, I wonder if they said it because they knew you’d be the song of my heart.
Economics Pick Up Lines
Sorry, but you owe me another communion cup.. Because when I looked at you. I dropped mine !
Sorry, but you owe me another communion cup.. Because when I looked at you. I dropped mine !
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The other day I was reading through the book of Revelation.. I want our relationship to last until the end times come.
The other day I was reading through the book of Revelation.. I want our relationship to last until the end times come.
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Charm is deceitful and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.. Consider this my praise, baby!
Charm is deceitful and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.. Consider this my praise, baby!
Economics Pick Up Lines
The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I’ve been thinking about you all day.
The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I’ve been thinking about you all day.
