Here are 110 mans pick up lines for her and flirty mans rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about mans that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your mans rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny mans pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty mans joke for a great chat response.
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Best Working Mans Rizz
A good Mans pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
Is your name Gillette?
Because you are the best a man can get
Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?
Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man
You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Short and cute mans pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mans are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!
If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.
Cheesy mans Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
Yo girl, call me Iron Man, cuz I've got a setting for cotton, polyester, and rayon.
I love a man with a raised bed.
You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.
God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
Funny mans Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Mans conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.
He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
You make me want to be a better man.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....
After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.
Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.
Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.
Clever mans Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and clever Mans hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
Do you wanna know why I am called Power Man?
I'm called the Man of Steel for a reason.
Hey baby, wanna know why they called me Elongated Man before I drank Gingold?
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.
So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!
By the way, Naruto, I'm a man.
Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?
Are you a hit man?
Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!
You must be Odysseus, cause no man looks that good.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
You make me want to be a better man. from "As Good As It Gets"
Smooth mans Rizz Lines To Get Her Number
Using these smooth Mans pickup lines make her give you her number.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.
At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.
Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.
My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!
I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)
I don't have to be Freddie Krueger to be the man of your dreams.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Ya know? I’m the fastest man alive?
What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?
Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.
Yo, show us your Pink Man, Jesse!
Flirty mans Pickup Lines To Use on Guys
These flirty Mans pick up lines are made to get him interested.
Have you ever had your swash buckled by a man with an eyepatch?
My name isn't Xavier but I can make you forget your X-man.
Call me Tenzing Norgay Sherpa, cuz i wanna be the first Nepali man to climb your Mount Everest.
Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!
You're every man's dream!
Do you like mythical creatures?
Cause i'm like a centaurmostly man but horse where it counts ;)
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Girl, if you were a brand of razors...
You'd be Gillette.
The best a man can get.
You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)
Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.
Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Cringe mans Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend
Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.
Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?
Are you the ice cream man?
Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.
Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)
When I saw you I became Iron Man.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.
Every spider man needs a Mary jane, can you be my Mary jane?
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Can I teach you how to spit like a man?
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!
In Conclusion
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mans love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mans chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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